After a conversation with my book club friends about an actor getting a sexual harassment charge due to flopping his member out on a colleagues shoulder, I decided it was necessary to find a "Support Peen", therefore, welcome the birth of, Richard "Dick - for short" the support peen...

Richard can come as a shelf buddy or a shoulder pal (with a magnet in his base and the necessary magnet for under your shirt!)

DISCLAIMER - Richard is for display purposes ONLY. If for any dumb reason he is used for ANYTHING other than comedic display purposes, I as a business nor an individual am responsible for any repercussions of your stupidity!

I REPEAT RESPECTFULLY - RICHARD IS FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!